Everybody Is Awful (Except You!) by Jim Florentine

Author:Jim Florentine
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Da Capo Press
Published: 2018-02-20T05:00:00+00:00

Hair Are Two Idiots

Have you noticed how a lot of people post about work they need to do instead of doing it?

So much dog hair to vacuum up. I don’t know how it accumulates so fast.

Sir, what happens is hair falls off the dog and onto the floor because some dogs shed more than others. Does that make fucking sense? Maybe you don’t clean it up everyday and that’s why it’s all over the place.

His friend comments:

I know what you mean dude, my dog sheds a lot too.

Wow, fucking fascinating. I hope the next post this guy writes is, “The hair on my head is falling out at an alarming rate. I don’t know how it accumulates so fast.” I would click on the like button the second I saw the post.

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